Apple flavoured Asian Nipple? I think not!

We all know I hate Mac. Wait you didn't know I hate Mac? Sorry. *Ahem* My name is Grindy McTinerton and I hate Apple. Phew! I'll get into why in another post, but suffice to say their commercials pretty much annoy the crap out of me. Then LosRicos got me all fired up for their latest ad with the promise of Asian nipple hard-ons!

Apples I don't like. Asian women... well that's another post (that I'll never do.) Anyway over on LosRicos' blog he posted an Apple Ad which featured a token cute Japanese chick. LosRicos seems to think the femme in question is not wearing a bra and is as I would put it, "Popping a nipple". See Exibit A.

Now I do enjoy a good nipple hard on but I found the placement of this one all wrong. Like I realize that there are a lot of Fashion Models out there that have the imfamous "Upturned" boob which actually places the nipple rather high but this would be some kind of record. I submit for your approval Exhibit B.

I think this is actually an optical illusion caused by a strange folding of the plaintiff's dress. I would submit that like most Asian women she is indeed wearing "The Armor" a.k.a. the dreaded padded bra.

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